Big in Japan: Burger King Sells Windows 7 Whopper

Things always seem over the top in Japan, from the cartoons to camcorders and cell phones. It's almost no surprise that Microsoft has partnered with Burger King to sell a gigantic hamburger there.

The Windows 7 Whopper consist of seven stacked beef patties that measure over 5 inches in height, and the whole thing costs an appropriate ¥777 (or $8.55). It's available for seven days only, completing the run of sevens.

Microsoft is hoping for a fresh start with Windows 7, after a poor reception for the Vista, the previous version of the software that runs most of the world's personal computers.

The site notes that the Windows 7 Whopper weighs in with about 1,000 calories, and likely packs enough cholesterol to require immediate surgery for anyone foolhardy enough to try eating one.

Paranormal Activity Spooks Its Way To #1

Paranormal Activity is continuing to frighten audiences!

The low-budget thriller pulled in $22 mil over the weekend, rounding the flick's total earnings to close to $67 million!!!

In other horror movie news, the latest installment in the Saw series, Saw VI debuted at number two for the weekend, earning an embarrassing $14.8 million for Lionsgate.

This is a first for the horror franchise, which has managed to take the top spot at the box office for the last four installments of the Saw movies!

Big budget doesn't always equal big success!

Although we bet we'll be seeing a zillion Paranormal Activity rip-offs in the coming months, just like what happened when The Blair Witch Project performed well above studio expectations over a decade ago!

The parents of Balloon Boy are screwed!

The Larimer County sheriff is planning on filing misdemeanor charges against both Richard and Mayumi Heene for filing a false report with the police!

"We were looking at a Class 3 misdemeanor, which hardly seems serious enough given the circumstances," said Sheriff Jim Alderden during a news conference on Saturday night.

He continued, "We are talking to the district attorney and federal officials to see if perhaps there aren't additional federal charges that are appropriate in this circumstance."

A search warrant was issued for the Heene's Larimer County home on Saturday night, where officers seized a number of boxes and a computer from the home.

Do U think Richard was smart enough to wipe the drive????

Miracle Baby Survives Train Accident

Miracle Baby Survives Train Accident - Watch more Funny Videos

An Austrailian mother watches her six month old son roll off the edge of subway station and into the path of a train. By some miracle the kid had no injuries except for a small bump on his head from the fall.

DId you guys see this!!!

I just seen this crazy video online. This fat guy freaks out over a chicken sandwich in McDonald's. The McDonald's was in a Walmart probably some where down south. This is like a trifecta combination of white trash. Here is the link to the video if you haven't seen it and leave a comment and tell me what you think of all this. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED

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First Day Of My Blog

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